This kernel requires the following features not present on the CPU:
Unable to boot - please use a kernel appropriate for your CPU.
After fumbling around for a while, I was finally able to make my own non-PAE image. I'm not sure how well it will work for others, because the installation itself seems to install a PAE kernel, but it worked fine on my machine that was giving me the above error and doesn't support PAE (at least according to
cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep -i pae). Here's the link:
If there's a better site to upload it to, let me know. I'd put it in dropbox but there's a daily bandwidth limit, and I don't want my account flagged for abuse.